sex songs

STARFUCKER

Mick Jagger missing the delectable delights of a hot groupie > vowing to make her scream all night next time they catch up. Joyful rocker with great guitar from Keith Richards (pictured right), the rock riff master. Album: Goats Head Soup

STRAY CAT BLUES

Jagger revelling in groupie conquest, even if she is only 15 years old. Album: Beggars Banquet

MIDNIGHT RAMBLER

About a rapist. Bass-led sound develops pace > along with the rapist’s menace. Album: Let It Bleed

SOME GIRLS

Blues/rock > loping Charlie Watts drums, wailing harmonica and wailing words against women in an international orgy of fucking > and fucken rotten relationships. Album: Some Girls

MEMO FROM TURNER

Sexual depravity runs amok > and God know’s what else is going on here. There’s a “faggy little leather boy with a smaller piece of stick” and a daughter who “licks policemen’s buttons cleans” > her mum must be very proud.

Not officially a Rolling Stones song > from soundtrack of Mick Jagger film Performance and released as a Jagger solo single in England in 1970.

TIE YOU UP (THE PAIN OF LOVE)

In mixed emotions on love. Album: Undercover

“You get a rise from it
Feel the hot cum
Dripping on your thighs from it
Why, why so divine the pain of love
Sometimes you crave for it, cry for it
Women will die for it
Looking back, cut the crap
Was it really worth the rap?
It’s hard to survive the pain of love”
> Jagger-Richards

START ME UP

Big guitar chords as the band cranks it up. The Rolling Stones mightn’t be spring chickens > or Little Red Rooters > anymore, nearing their 40s > but “start me up, start me up ….. I’ll never stop, never stop” and ends with the immortal line “You make a dead man come”. Album: Tattoo You

BROWN SUGAR

Rocking riff drives band of brass chasing ass. Well, the person chasing ass in this case is the unsavoury slave master, amongst others. Album: Sticky Fingers

“Scarred old slaver knows he’s doin’ all right
Hear him whip the women just around midnight
Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good
Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should”
> Jagger-Richards

HONKY TONK WOMEN

Bar-room blues led by great Keith Richards riff developing into full-on sexual rocker > “She blew my nose and then she blew my mind”. Album: Through The Past Darkly

LET IT BLEED

Great track from a band in full strap > lurching acoustic guitar, roll-along rhythm, bar-room piano and slices of electric guitar as Jagger swaggers between sex and drugs > with lines such as “when you need a little coke and sympathy” and “You can cum all over me”. Album: Let It Bleed

LIVE WITH ME

Funkish bass lines quickly joined by the rock rhythms of drummer Charlie Watts, as Jagger tells of things running amok in an English manor house. Album: Let It Bleed

“The servants they’re so helpful, dear
The cook she is a whore
Yes, the butler has a place for her
Behind the pantry door
The maid, she’s French, she’s got no sense
She’s wild for Crazy Horse
And when she strips, the chauffeur flips
The footman’s eyes get crossed”
> Jagger-Richards

SPIDER AND THE FLY

Song of seduction as menacing Mick moves in for the kill > ready to inject his semon [sorry venom] into his prey. Album: Out Of Our Heads

“She was common, flirty, she looked about thirty
I would have run away but I was on my own
She told me later she’s a machine operator
She said she liked the way I held the microphone
I said my, my, like the spider to the fly
Jump right ahead in my web”
> Jagger-Richards

LET’S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER

American television variety show host Ed Sullivan took exception to the band singing Let’s Spend The Night Together on his show in January 1967 and demanded that they change it to Let’s Spend Some Time Together. Album: Through The Past Darkly

Let’s spend the night together
I’ll satisfy your every need
And I now know you will satisfy me
Oh my, my, my, my, my
Let’s spend the night together
Now I need you more than ever
> Jagger-Richards

PARACHUTE WOMAN

Yes, cum on parachute woman > land on me tonight > and this song was before they even had tandem jumps. Album: Beggars Banquet

“Parachute woman, will you blow me out?
Well, my heavy throbbers itchin’
Just to lay a solitary rhythm down”
> Jagger-Richards

ALL THE WAY DOWN

All the Way Down gets back to basic desires [yes, it is about THAT if that’s the first thing that popped into your, um, mouth]. But Mick Jagger’s not appreciative: “Still I play the fool and strut; Still you’re a slut”. Album: Undercover

SHE WAS HOT

She Was Hot has a similar throb to All The Way Down > all “burning flesh, dripping sweat”. This song made its way on to the Rolling Stones live list. Album: Undercover

BRAND NEW CAR

An upbeat tempo and sex-charged lyrics > using the vehicle of a motor car for double entendres. Great fun song. Album: Voodoo Lounge

LITTLE T&A

T&A > as in tits and ass, with Keith Richards on lead vocals. Album: Tattoo You

“She’s my little rock ‘n’ roll
My tits and ass with soul baby”
> Jagger-Richards

SPARKS WILL FLY

Has the memorable line “I wanna fuck your sweet ass” as well as the nonsensical “sharks will cry”. Maybe Mick Jagger got sick of repeating “sparks will fly” and threw in the shark bait > just to see if you’re paying attention. Album: Voodoo Lounge

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